!Friday, May 26, 2006
Sze got a free love mg shirt for ushering during love mg!
sze writes:
sze says:
like that
sze says:
but wayy prettier
sze says:
cos i cant draw
sze says:
hahah
nat wong. says:
haha
nat wong. says:
cute
sze says:
yeahhh
sze says:
but the worship was really good though
nat wong. says:
I SHALL PUT IT ON MY BLOG!
sze says:
put what
sze says:
hahah.
sze says:
WAIT
sze says:
say that it had a "MY GOD SHINES"
sze says:
at the side
nat wong. says:
haha ok
sze says:
in that really pretty font
It's a love mg shirt! Specially brought to you by MGS! There apparently is a pretty pretty picture on the front, with "MY GOD SHINES" in nice, bold, print and in a artistically complementary font! Do you want it?
I WANT IT TOO!
And guess the freaking what?
It's NOT FOR SALE! You only get it if you be an usher!
sze says:
AND WE GOT A FREE POSTCARD HAHAHA
nat wong. says:
OMG
sze says:
ok yeah
nat wong. says:
LUCKY FREAK
sze says:
a love mg postcard!
sze says:
postpost.
sze says:
i am a freakkk.
nat wong. says:
NOT FAIR!
sze says:
haha
nat wong. says:
dance nite all we got was this notepad
nat wong. says:
and blisters on my heel
nat wong. says:
and a backache
sze says:
yeahh!
sze says:
cos i was walking in these boot like heels at dance night
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Sze got a free love mg shirt for ushering during love mg!
sze writes:
sze says:
like that
sze says:
but wayy prettier
sze says:
cos i cant draw
sze says:
hahah
nat wong. says:
haha
nat wong. says:
cute
sze says:
yeahhh
sze says:
but the worship was really good though
nat wong. says:
I SHALL PUT IT ON MY BLOG!
sze says:
put what
sze says:
hahah.
sze says:
WAIT
sze says:
say that it had a "MY GOD SHINES"
sze says:
at the side
nat wong. says:
haha ok
sze says:
in that really pretty font
It's a love mg shirt! Specially brought to you by MGS! There apparently is a pretty pretty picture on the front, with "MY GOD SHINES" in nice, bold, print and in a artistically complementary font! Do you want it?
I WANT IT TOO!
And guess the freaking what?
It's NOT FOR SALE! You only get it if you be an usher!
sze says:
AND WE GOT A FREE POSTCARD HAHAHA
nat wong. says:
OMG
sze says:
ok yeah
nat wong. says:
LUCKY FREAK
sze says:
a love mg postcard!
sze says:
postpost.
sze says:
i am a freakkk.
nat wong. says:
NOT FAIR!
sze says:
haha
nat wong. says:
dance nite all we got was this notepad
nat wong. says:
and blisters on my heel
nat wong. says:
and a backache
sze says:
yeahh!
sze says:
cos i was walking in these boot like heels at dance night
TOMATOES OF THE WORLD UNITE!
PLANT,TOMATO, PLANT PLANT TOMATO!
GROW, TOMATO, GROW GROW TOMATO!
PLUCK, TOMATO, PLUCK PLUCK TOMATO!
DICE, TOMATO, DICE DICE TOMATO!
SQUISH, TOMATO, SQUISH SQUISH TOMATO!
BLEND, TOMATO, BLEND BLEND TOMATO!
SHAKE, TOMATO, SHAKE SHAKE TOMATO!
AND...... MARGARITA!!!!
Camp was the super duper crazy chicken fun.
AND I DIDN'T GET BITTEN BY LEECHES AT ALL! Poor Sarah, she did. But the bunks are detrimental to national sanitary hygiene.
AND GUESS WHAT WE FOUND IN OUR DORM.
BABY R-A-T-S.
Those things with undeveloped eyes and as small as your pinky. On Joanne's bed.
And I fell ill on the second last day! Then I went to the clinic at midnight cos I have viral fever. BUT I'M WELL!!!!
And after this, I will have to survive CAMBODIA MISSION TRIP. I might not make it back alive, gu niang claps and all.
Oh yeah and I got a xanga! Cos sze got one too and i'm jumping on the bandwagon! OOH YEEHA! That sounds freaking cowboy.
!Monday, May 22, 2006
M.I.A. from 23-26 May.
Tag me though.
Labrador Park and Changi Prison was, well, fun?
I guess.
Though I don't know how it was for 2T; ttm sarah liz melinda me and Mrs Ng went with 2S.
We went to Labrador first.
Guide: Those men who used to aim the bombs were called Bombadeers.
Me and tam mei: BOMBADEER BOMBADEER BOMBADEER!
And at Changi Prison me and liz had to translate what the guide said into Chinese for the chinese teacher, so it was something like
"na ge chapel shi rang ren lai worship de. ye shi ge display gei tourists kan."
No pics though :( I didn't bring my camera.
And then after that tricia liz sze and me went to Venezia for ice cream! And I had hazelnut and cookies and cream. We wanted to go to Island Cremery but took the wrong bus, well I'm sort of missing apple pie so next time :)
TOMORROW IS THE THE THE SEC 2 ADVENTURE CAMP! I hope I will eventually have someone to bunk with. I promise I don't snore or kick or toss and turn! Or make noises or wake you up at 3 a.m. because I want to go to the toilet!
Yeah, and as me and tricia discussed, the feeling is 'excited and afraid'. Mixed feelings apprehension yada yada whatever.
I didn't know you could make such things in Singapore. Yet alone East Coast, where the sand is like grainy grains that poke your feet. The best pearly white sand is still in Gold Coast!
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M.I.A. from 23-26 May.
Tag me though.
Labrador Park and Changi Prison was, well, fun?
I guess.
Though I don't know how it was for 2T; ttm sarah liz melinda me and Mrs Ng went with 2S.
We went to Labrador first.
Guide: Those men who used to aim the bombs were called Bombadeers.
Me and tam mei: BOMBADEER BOMBADEER BOMBADEER!
And at Changi Prison me and liz had to translate what the guide said into Chinese for the chinese teacher, so it was something like
"na ge chapel shi rang ren lai worship de. ye shi ge display gei tourists kan."
No pics though :( I didn't bring my camera.
And then after that tricia liz sze and me went to Venezia for ice cream! And I had hazelnut and cookies and cream. We wanted to go to Island Cremery but took the wrong bus, well I'm sort of missing apple pie so next time :)
TOMORROW IS THE THE THE SEC 2 ADVENTURE CAMP! I hope I will eventually have someone to bunk with. I promise I don't snore or kick or toss and turn! Or make noises or wake you up at 3 a.m. because I want to go to the toilet!
Yeah, and as me and tricia discussed, the feeling is 'excited and afraid'. Mixed feelings apprehension yada yada whatever.
I didn't know you could make such things in Singapore. Yet alone East Coast, where the sand is like grainy grains that poke your feet. The best pearly white sand is still in Gold Coast!
!Saturday, May 20, 2006
My Birthday List
See, I'm so nice and kind, I know you guys will have a hard time thinking of what to buy me for my birthday since I'm so special right? Haha. So I have compiled a list of birthday presents I want!
1. A Purple Mercedes Benz
Of course this is the miniature Hot Wheels version, but I want the REAL ONE! With my name engraved in gold along the sides and with a state-of-the-art stereo system and nice nice carpeting!
2. A hot air balloon.
I want purple colour also ok! And must be nice nice one! And also remember to provide me with the hydrogen to sail the balloon! The hot air can come from my egoistic self. Haha.
3. A year's supply of Ben and Jerry's
I DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE FLAVOURS. I think like ten tubs a day should do, and cut the talk about me getting fat, cos I am already.
4. The Eiffel Tower.
If you are so nice to get me this I will be so happy I will name 0.00000001% of it after you. That is, it will be callled Natalie Tower, but a small part of it will be called So-and-so-1cm-square-portion-of-metal-foundation.
:)))
By the way, I was reading some msn article talking about people who have names coincidentally related to their careers or expertise. For example, there's a lawyer called Sue Yoo. Haha.
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My Birthday List
See, I'm so nice and kind, I know you guys will have a hard time thinking of what to buy me for my birthday since I'm so special right? Haha. So I have compiled a list of birthday presents I want!
1. A Purple Mercedes Benz
Of course this is the miniature Hot Wheels version, but I want the REAL ONE! With my name engraved in gold along the sides and with a state-of-the-art stereo system and nice nice carpeting!
2. A hot air balloon.
I want purple colour also ok! And must be nice nice one! And also remember to provide me with the hydrogen to sail the balloon! The hot air can come from my egoistic self. Haha.
3. A year's supply of Ben and Jerry's
I DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE FLAVOURS. I think like ten tubs a day should do, and cut the talk about me getting fat, cos I am already.
4. The Eiffel Tower.
If you are so nice to get me this I will be so happy I will name 0.00000001% of it after you. That is, it will be callled Natalie Tower, but a small part of it will be called So-and-so-1cm-square-portion-of-metal-foundation.
:)))
By the way, I was reading some msn article talking about people who have names coincidentally related to their careers or expertise. For example, there's a lawyer called Sue Yoo. Haha.
!Friday, May 19, 2006
Today we have student forum! Which was boring beyond boring. And I was feeling pretty claustrophobic because the seats in the gallery are much more crammed then those at the first floor and I had nowhere to fold my long model-esque legs delicately. Haha. And then there were these bunch of Sec 1s playing hangman in front of us and liz kept on peeping and guessing all the answers. And spoiling their fun.
I listened to what the people were talking about ok! No vulgarities on blogs. No photos on blogs. No scolding teachers on blogs.
And I just found out today that if I were to say crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap like that nine times in a row in front of jloo, I will be sent immediately to detention.
OH YEAH. READ THIS.
I am training to be a full-fledged clown. No kidding.
Tomorrow. I will be learning how to sculpt balloons. And I already have that type of retarded hair, I just need to dye it orange. And I already have the bright red glasses. And it suits my body figure. And I can sew big colourful polka-dots onto my clothes.
And then you will call me natalie the geek-clown. And you will bow down before me while watching in awe of my amazing balloon sculpting skills. MWAHAHAHA. And I will gently, skillfully and swiftly sculpt a long balloon into a dog, or a sword, or a flower, or whatever geometrical shape you want, and then watch your eyes light up in excitement as you prepare to receive my beautiful balloon, and then...
BURST IT RIGHT AT YOUR FACE WITH A BIG BIG BANG.
IN YOUR FACE! MWAHAHAHAHA.
And then I will have those big wide scary smiles all clowns have, and you will have nightmares and you will be thinking of me all the time, even in your sleep! mwahahaha.
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Today we have student forum! Which was boring beyond boring. And I was feeling pretty claustrophobic because the seats in the gallery are much more crammed then those at the first floor and I had nowhere to fold my long model-esque legs delicately. Haha. And then there were these bunch of Sec 1s playing hangman in front of us and liz kept on peeping and guessing all the answers. And spoiling their fun.
I listened to what the people were talking about ok! No vulgarities on blogs. No photos on blogs. No scolding teachers on blogs.
And I just found out today that if I were to say crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap like that nine times in a row in front of jloo, I will be sent immediately to detention.
OH YEAH. READ THIS.
I am training to be a full-fledged clown. No kidding.
Tomorrow. I will be learning how to sculpt balloons. And I already have that type of retarded hair, I just need to dye it orange. And I already have the bright red glasses. And it suits my body figure. And I can sew big colourful polka-dots onto my clothes.
And then you will call me natalie the geek-clown. And you will bow down before me while watching in awe of my amazing balloon sculpting skills. MWAHAHAHA. And I will gently, skillfully and swiftly sculpt a long balloon into a dog, or a sword, or a flower, or whatever geometrical shape you want, and then watch your eyes light up in excitement as you prepare to receive my beautiful balloon, and then...
BURST IT RIGHT AT YOUR FACE WITH A BIG BIG BANG.
IN YOUR FACE! MWAHAHAHAHA.
And then I will have those big wide scary smiles all clowns have, and you will have nightmares and you will be thinking of me all the time, even in your sleep! mwahahaha.
hello! nat! this! is! me! really!hyper!
not really.
"no blog nonsense" says lady macnat-phee.
oh well, today me and nat went to the MEP room! how awesome is that.
and then we saw a piano! many pianos.
p (play) i (i play piano) a (a piano) n (no nonsense on the piano) o (oh, now i know "nat is retarded and she smiles weirdly" omg she said that herself!! FREAKK)
ok. byebye.
nat, please stop being so inferior. tstsk.
-sze
!Thursday, May 18, 2006
Are YOU an Oprah addict?
Apparently my mum's been nuts about that show ever since it came to Channel 5. Not having cable isolated us from Americanised tv for awhile, but my mum, having just become an Oprah therapy disciple, is now glued to the show.
They are showing reruns now, so lately she (and me, I have to confess) was watching the Oprah's Favourite Things Christmas Episode where she gave away SO MUCH STUFF to the audience. Then I realised why the oprah show has such high ratings. Because there's basically a lot of emo therapy stuff and then she starts giving away gifts once the emo part is over to make it touching.
But it works.
I have to admit it is the best talkshow I've watched (and I rarely watch talkshows).
I mean, she is just like the housewife idol, book clubs, humanitarianism and all.
And she has cool guests too! :)
Anyway tomorrow is maths quadratic graphs test, and I absolutely abhor quadratic graphs because I can never get the readings right. And I the only reason I use the flexible curve is... hahaha.
AND THEN student forum tomorrow! It's probably going to be something really explosive with all that blogs and vulgarities and public conduct stuff.
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Are YOU an Oprah addict?
Apparently my mum's been nuts about that show ever since it came to Channel 5. Not having cable isolated us from Americanised tv for awhile, but my mum, having just become an Oprah therapy disciple, is now glued to the show.
They are showing reruns now, so lately she (and me, I have to confess) was watching the Oprah's Favourite Things Christmas Episode where she gave away SO MUCH STUFF to the audience. Then I realised why the oprah show has such high ratings. Because there's basically a lot of emo therapy stuff and then she starts giving away gifts once the emo part is over to make it touching.
But it works.
I have to admit it is the best talkshow I've watched (and I rarely watch talkshows).
I mean, she is just like the housewife idol, book clubs, humanitarianism and all.
And she has cool guests too! :)
Anyway tomorrow is maths quadratic graphs test, and I absolutely abhor quadratic graphs because I can never get the readings right. And I the only reason I use the flexible curve is... hahaha.
AND THEN student forum tomorrow! It's probably going to be something really explosive with all that blogs and vulgarities and public conduct stuff.
!Wednesday, May 17, 2006
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A Personal This-Is-A-Day-Of-My-Boring-Life Post.
Before school
Reading my Jasper Fforde book. It's funny how far you can go without a bookmark, folding the pages etc., and just remembering the page numbers.
Math
Guessing the stupid password for the locked computers, typing nonsense again and again, misskonrox haha. Reading parts of the Jeffery Deaver book.
Physics
Raising and flailing hands before Mr Lim even starts asking questions, and then not knowing the answer and going uh..uh....uhhhhhh....
ISO
Discussing, getting pissed at each other, discussing again. Waiting in 2T while everybody went to KL trip briefing, watching people throw crepe paper balls at the fan, NON-CONFORMIST KL TRIP NON-GOERS!
Philosophy
science or religion?
English
Miss Tan's artsy storytelling cards. I didn't know you needed cards to tell a story. I can do it without anything at all. It's called gossip.
History
Getting scolded by Mrs Ng again. It's funny how Mrs Ng and my mother say the same thing, about praying for a godly future husband. So I shall start praying now. :)
Benchball
JACKSON WON!
WE BEAT LEE AND BLACKMORE!
Walking home
Drinking machine near my house is out of H2o, green spot, ice lemon tea and 100 plus AGAIN.
And so thus concludes a day in my absolutely absolute boring life.
!Monday, May 15, 2006
numbers.
I can count, can you?
one number of siblings I have.
one point six four my current height.
two footprints I leave on the sand.
three number of exit doors in bus 67.
three point seven The amount in kilometres I ran today.
four the number of people in my family.
five cubicles in the toilet hear the pool.
six number of bus stops from my school to my house, cost of one plate of sashimi from Sakae Sushi.
seven number of letters in my name.
eight million US dollars Michael Jackson spends annually.
nine october is your lucky day.
ten things I hate about you.
eleven the first palindrome in the number sequence.
twelve o' clock now.
thirteen myunlucky number.
fourteen the age I will be this year.
fifteen smiley faces after a good cold shower.
and other numbers:
19 my index number.
23 links on my blog.
24 the number of people in 2T!
56 hours I sleep a week.
67 my favorite bus number.
85 reading books in my room.
100 marks I would like to score for a test.
300+++ steps up the yu long shui shan.
500 pictures I can store in the memory card of my camera.
2 to the power of infinity number of apples in an apple pie, number of pepperoni slices on a pepperoni pizza, number of times I have cheated in ting xie.
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numbers.
I can count, can you?
one number of siblings I have.
one point six four my current height.
two footprints I leave on the sand.
three number of exit doors in bus 67.
three point seven The amount in kilometres I ran today.
four the number of people in my family.
five cubicles in the toilet hear the pool.
six number of bus stops from my school to my house, cost of one plate of sashimi from Sakae Sushi.
seven number of letters in my name.
eight million US dollars Michael Jackson spends annually.
nine october is your lucky day.
ten things I hate about you.
eleven the first palindrome in the number sequence.
twelve o' clock now.
thirteen my
fourteen the age I will be this year.
fifteen smiley faces after a good cold shower.
and other numbers:
19 my index number.
23 links on my blog.
24 the number of people in 2T!
56 hours I sleep a week.
67 my favorite bus number.
85 reading books in my room.
100 marks I would like to score for a test.
300+++ steps up the yu long shui shan.
500 pictures I can store in the memory card of my camera.
2 to the power of infinity number of apples in an apple pie, number of pepperoni slices on a pepperoni pizza, number of times I have cheated in ting xie.
!Sunday, May 14, 2006
OH DEAR.
I'M BOREDDDDDD.
Tag me to cheer me up. :)))
I took another jab again. I hope this is the last one, then I can eat all the shellfish I want at Cambodiaaaaaa.
And someone guestblog me please.
Username: *********
Password: ********
Haha it's any one of the 80000 million possibilities.
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OH DEAR.
I'M BOREDDDDDD.
Tag me to cheer me up. :)))
I took another jab again. I hope this is the last one, then I can eat all the shellfish I want at Cambodiaaaaaa.
And someone guestblog me please.
Username: *********
Password: ********
Haha it's any one of the 80000 million possibilities.
!Friday, May 12, 2006
Was cleaning out the junkyard of my room and I found lots of diaries I used to write in last time. I am such a sentimental junkie.
Don't scoff, my handwriting is perfect.
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Was cleaning out the junkyard of my room and I found lots of diaries I used to write in last time. I am such a sentimental junkie.
Don't scoff, my handwriting is perfect.
!Thursday, May 11, 2006
GUESS WHAT I GOT FOR MY MUM FOR MOTHER'S DAY?
Is it:
a. Royce chocolates
b. Royce chocolates
c. Royce chocolates,
or d. Royce chocolates?
Please remember to shade your answers on the OAS with a 2B pencil!
Did you get it correct?
It's a, b, c, or d: ROYCE CHOCS!
This is why I say, if MGS can let me set the chemistry paper, people will not be so depressed about their marks. I can make everybody happy!
I'm a happy cow!
But anyway those royce chocs are so freaking expensive, and they actually pack it in some thermo bag with dry ice! And they have this special fork to prick the chocs when you want to eat it, it's as if your fingers too contaminated cannot touch the chocolates. But they taste SO GOOD. It's like eating a dollar coin per small 0.5 square cm piece, only tasting much much much better.
See, would you rather eat a dollar coin, or a square of royce chocolate? Royce chocolate right? Unless you are yu li. But we can't blame her. She likes weird things. So therefore, it is justified for me, you, and anybody else to buy a pack of Royce chocolates as they wish!
And don't forget what Mrs Lim said: Money cannot be eaten! Or maybe it wasn't her, just her Indian poem.
Only when the last Royce choc is gone,
Only when the last Lay's potato chip is crinkled,
Only when the last ferrero rocher is being gobbled by your brother,
Then you realise that money cannot be eaten.
It was something like that, only in much chimmified and profound words, and talking about natural resources.
"Nat, I would be your mother if you bought me Royce chocolates!"
-Liz, May 11, 2006
Yeah, that's how good they are.
They are so good, that me and Tricia took the bus all the way to Taka today to buy them. Aren't we such filial daughters? I tsk all the people who haven't got their mother's Mother's Day presents. Remember the devotions story about your mother giving you the wing or drumstick part of the chicken, while she eats the chicken breast? Haha I prefer the chicken breast anyway. But never mind. Tsk tsk you.
AND GUESS WHO WE SAW AT TAKA!
DAVID GAN THE HAIRSTYLIST DAVID GAN!
With like 1000000 Taka vouchers! He was standing in the queue before us! Ok I shall not try to sound like an obsessed fan. Or starstruck.
Oh someone remind me that I owe gabby grace and maisie money tomorrow. And sze too I think.
ISLAND CREAMERY APPLE PIE FLAVOUR!
OR VENEZIA HAZELNUT?
Tsk tsk. In life, there are so many difficult choices to make.
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GUESS WHAT I GOT FOR MY MUM FOR MOTHER'S DAY?
Is it:
a. Royce chocolates
b. Royce chocolates
c. Royce chocolates,
or d. Royce chocolates?
Please remember to shade your answers on the OAS with a 2B pencil!
Did you get it correct?
It's a, b, c, or d: ROYCE CHOCS!
This is why I say, if MGS can let me set the chemistry paper, people will not be so depressed about their marks. I can make everybody happy!
I'm a happy cow!
But anyway those royce chocs are so freaking expensive, and they actually pack it in some thermo bag with dry ice! And they have this special fork to prick the chocs when you want to eat it, it's as if your fingers too contaminated cannot touch the chocolates. But they taste SO GOOD. It's like eating a dollar coin per small 0.5 square cm piece, only tasting much much much better.
See, would you rather eat a dollar coin, or a square of royce chocolate? Royce chocolate right? Unless you are yu li. But we can't blame her. She likes weird things. So therefore, it is justified for me, you, and anybody else to buy a pack of Royce chocolates as they wish!
And don't forget what Mrs Lim said: Money cannot be eaten! Or maybe it wasn't her, just her Indian poem.
Only when the last Royce choc is gone,
Only when the last Lay's potato chip is crinkled,
Only when the last ferrero rocher is being gobbled by your brother,
Then you realise that money cannot be eaten.
It was something like that, only in much chimmified and profound words, and talking about natural resources.
"Nat, I would be your mother if you bought me Royce chocolates!"
-Liz, May 11, 2006
Yeah, that's how good they are.
They are so good, that me and Tricia took the bus all the way to Taka today to buy them. Aren't we such filial daughters? I tsk all the people who haven't got their mother's Mother's Day presents. Remember the devotions story about your mother giving you the wing or drumstick part of the chicken, while she eats the chicken breast? Haha I prefer the chicken breast anyway. But never mind. Tsk tsk you.
AND GUESS WHO WE SAW AT TAKA!
DAVID GAN THE HAIRSTYLIST DAVID GAN!
With like 1000000 Taka vouchers! He was standing in the queue before us! Ok I shall not try to sound like an obsessed fan. Or starstruck.
Oh someone remind me that I owe gabby grace and maisie money tomorrow. And sze too I think.
ISLAND CREAMERY APPLE PIE FLAVOUR!
OR VENEZIA HAZELNUT?
Tsk tsk. In life, there are so many difficult choices to make.
!Wednesday, May 10, 2006
ROBOTS.
Robots
mw.com says:
Main Entry: ro·bot Pronunciation: 'rO-"bät, -b&tFunction: nounEtymology: Czech, from robota compulsory labor; akin to Old High German arabeit trouble, Latin orbus orphaned
1 a : a machine that looks like a human being and performs various complex acts (as walking or talking) of a human being; also : a similar but fictional machine whose lack of capacity for human emotions is often emphasized b : an efficient insensitive person who functions automatically
Robots have the brainpower of a million watts (if that is how you measure brainpower) and the memory space of 5000000 gigabites, even gmail cannot beat. They absorb information with the use of a computer by sticking their pinkies, which are electronically sensitive, into the USB port. That is why robots tend to have very short pinky nails.
Robots are also capable of scoring extremely high for any amount of tests within the space of one week, and can undertake stress without drinking the much-publicised Brands Essence or ginseng. Upon uploading information on their memory spaces, they can then proceed to regurgitate it at the speed of 1000 words per minute to unsuspecting victims, only stopping for a breath of air.
Emotion-wise, however, robots tend to tilt towards 'lame' and make the most funny jokes when they are least suspecting it.
SPOT THE ROBOT!
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ROBOTS.
Robots
mw.com says:
Main Entry: ro·bot Pronunciation: 'rO-"bät, -b&tFunction: nounEtymology: Czech, from robota compulsory labor; akin to Old High German arabeit trouble, Latin orbus orphaned
1 a : a machine that looks like a human being and performs various complex acts (as walking or talking) of a human being; also : a similar but fictional machine whose lack of capacity for human emotions is often emphasized b : an efficient insensitive person who functions automatically
Robots have the brainpower of a million watts (if that is how you measure brainpower) and the memory space of 5000000 gigabites, even gmail cannot beat. They absorb information with the use of a computer by sticking their pinkies, which are electronically sensitive, into the USB port. That is why robots tend to have very short pinky nails.
Robots are also capable of scoring extremely high for any amount of tests within the space of one week, and can undertake stress without drinking the much-publicised Brands Essence or ginseng. Upon uploading information on their memory spaces, they can then proceed to regurgitate it at the speed of 1000 words per minute to unsuspecting victims, only stopping for a breath of air.
Emotion-wise, however, robots tend to tilt towards 'lame' and make the most funny jokes when they are least suspecting it.
SPOT THE ROBOT!
!Tuesday, May 09, 2006
LISTEN.
ATAPCHI IN ICE KACHANG.
I MEAN.
IT'S NOT COUNTED.
TELL ME IT'S NOT COUNTED AS A FREAKING SOLID SO I CAN GET ONE MARK BACK AND MAYBE, HOPEFULLY, PASS MY CHEM.
ATAPCHI ATAPCHI ATAPCHI.
HOW WAS I TO KNOW THAT THERE'S ATAPCHI IN ICE KACHANG? I HAVEN'T EATEN THE BLOODY THING IN AGES.
OR MAYBE I'M JUST PLAIN STUPID AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THERE'S ATAPCHI IN ICE KACHANG.
OH WHATEVER LAH.
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LISTEN.
ATAPCHI IN ICE KACHANG.
I MEAN.
IT'S NOT COUNTED.
TELL ME IT'S NOT COUNTED AS A FREAKING SOLID SO I CAN GET ONE MARK BACK AND MAYBE, HOPEFULLY, PASS MY CHEM.
ATAPCHI ATAPCHI ATAPCHI.
HOW WAS I TO KNOW THAT THERE'S ATAPCHI IN ICE KACHANG? I HAVEN'T EATEN THE BLOODY THING IN AGES.
OR MAYBE I'M JUST PLAIN STUPID AND EVERYBODY KNOWS THERE'S ATAPCHI IN ICE KACHANG.
OH WHATEVER LAH.
!Monday, May 08, 2006
Yada yada yada.
Apparently our class blog is FINALLY up, so go see here
Anyone remember the password? Tell me cos I wanna update!
This is going to be a short post because I'm going to listen to podcasts on mrbrown
later
Attention please!
My blog url is pronounced as dog-gur-ral, not dog-ger-real, dog-ger-ra-le, dog-er-ro, and is definitely not associated with dogs, male or female kind.
When my camera's battery is charged, I will have much more inspiration to post. So more later.
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Yada yada yada.
Apparently our class blog is FINALLY up, so go see here
Anyone remember the password? Tell me cos I wanna update!
This is going to be a short post because I'm going to listen to podcasts on mrbrown
later
Attention please!
My blog url is pronounced as dog-gur-ral, not dog-ger-real, dog-ger-ra-le, dog-er-ro, and is definitely not associated with dogs, male or female kind.
When my camera's battery is charged, I will have much more inspiration to post. So more later.
!Saturday, May 06, 2006
When I'm depressed, I read Dilbert.
Let me quote a line:
"Given an infinite time, a group of monkeys on a typewriter will type out the entire works of Shakespeare."
Anyway, I watched the trailer for Just My Luck. Lindsay Lohan has finally stopped acting in teen flicks, she's supposed to be a young professional in this movie. But still the bimbo-er.
So um apprarently she switched luck with this total stranger she met in some masquerade, and then there's this whole karma love story thing where she tries to get her luck back from the stranger, who eventually falls in love with her blah blah blah and you know how those stories go.
And now I'm just reminded of the fact that I cry during every single movie I watch in a cinema.
All the shows I've watched:
Some show I can't remember the name (I cried so hard because I was two years old and the sound was damn loud).
Barney the Movie
Finding Nemo
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (I remember at the part where he saw his parents in the mirror I was crying like crazy and sniffling and everyone was looking at me).
Harry Potter the 2nd one, can't remember what it was called
Lilo and Stitch (I cried during the family means no one gets left behind part. awww)
Homerun (bloody tearjerker that toyed with my feelings. I cried at like every scene).
I Not Stupid
I Not Stupid 2 (I cried at the stupid part where the boy's father died)
The Incredibles
The Cinderella Story
Mean Girls
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
The Hours
Chronicles of Narnia-the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
A Series of Unfortunate Events (This one makes it to my top favourites. Its damn poetic with the snow falling against a dreary grey backdrop and everything. I cried like ccrraazzzyy.
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Chicken Run
Saving Private Ryan
Quill
and.....
APRIL SNOW!!!!
haha kidding. But my mum almost bought the tickets for me and she didn't know it was NC16.
Yes, I'm one helluva moody girl. My tear glands are more active than yours. MWAHAHAHA.
And yes, I've cried over commercials before.
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When I'm depressed, I read Dilbert.
Let me quote a line:
"Given an infinite time, a group of monkeys on a typewriter will type out the entire works of Shakespeare."
Anyway, I watched the trailer for Just My Luck. Lindsay Lohan has finally stopped acting in teen flicks, she's supposed to be a young professional in this movie. But still the bimbo-er.
So um apprarently she switched luck with this total stranger she met in some masquerade, and then there's this whole karma love story thing where she tries to get her luck back from the stranger, who eventually falls in love with her blah blah blah and you know how those stories go.
And now I'm just reminded of the fact that I cry during every single movie I watch in a cinema.
All the shows I've watched:
Some show I can't remember the name (I cried so hard because I was two years old and the sound was damn loud).
Barney the Movie
Finding Nemo
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (I remember at the part where he saw his parents in the mirror I was crying like crazy and sniffling and everyone was looking at me).
Harry Potter the 2nd one, can't remember what it was called
Lilo and Stitch (I cried during the family means no one gets left behind part. awww)
Homerun (bloody tearjerker that toyed with my feelings. I cried at like every scene).
I Not Stupid
I Not Stupid 2 (I cried at the stupid part where the boy's father died)
The Incredibles
The Cinderella Story
Mean Girls
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
The Hours
Chronicles of Narnia-the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
A Series of Unfortunate Events (This one makes it to my top favourites. Its damn poetic with the snow falling against a dreary grey backdrop and everything. I cried like ccrraazzzyy.
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Chicken Run
Saving Private Ryan
Quill
and.....
APRIL SNOW!!!!
haha kidding. But my mum almost bought the tickets for me and she didn't know it was NC16.
Yes, I'm one helluva moody girl. My tear glands are more active than yours. MWAHAHAHA.
And yes, I've cried over commercials before.
I'm living in my deluded world where yellow and purple match, flower petals don't fade and mashed potatoes taste good.
Sore throat. :(
By the way, I was at cell group meeting today when I thought of a new theory, which I have aptly titled the shuttlecock theory.
Do you notice that everytime you go to a friend's house, and you guys decide to play basketball/captain's ball/soccer/badminton/whatever playable game possible on the driveway, 99.9999999% of the time the ball/shuttlecock/paper plane/bouncy item will end up receiving a certain hard whack and be hit into the next-door neighbour's house?
And 99.9999999% of the time, the object is unretreivable because the neighbour is either
a. asleep
b. extremely suspicious of you and spying on you with a telescope
c. extremely suspicious of everyone and bugging the whole house with burgular alarms
d. extremely cautious of his privacy and has high high walls that you can't climb over or narrow narrow grilles that you can't squeeze through.
The infallible logic of Natalie Wong! Tried and tested with a badminton racket, a shuttlecock and an unsuspecting neighbour.
!Friday, May 05, 2006
It's really been a terrible week.
Its just that I found out the only reason my mum didn't want me to apply for direct admission was because she thought I was applying for NUS maths and science school. And the only reason why I didn't apply was because she told me not to.
Life just sucks being a filial daughter, or whatever you call it.
I mean, so many many people are applying for it WHY CAN'T SHE SHOW SOME CONCERN? And when she FINALLY found out that I wanted to apply for NJ she was like 'oh yah you should have applied'. And THEN she asked me to send in the form.
THE TESTIMONIAL DEADLINE IS ALREADY OVER, HELLO?
On the brighter side of things, I have been so worried over art grades that I dreamt last night that I went back to school on Friday and I saw Clara adding some finishing touches on this beautiful beyond beautiful sculpture thing. And I was like, no way ours would have become fixed up like that. And Clara said Mr Ong thought our sculpture was so pathetic he dumped it and made a new one for us.
HAHAHAHAHA.
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Its just that I found out the only reason my mum didn't want me to apply for direct admission was because she thought I was applying for NUS maths and science school. And the only reason why I didn't apply was because she told me not to.
Life just sucks being a filial daughter, or whatever you call it.
I mean, so many many people are applying for it WHY CAN'T SHE SHOW SOME CONCERN? And when she FINALLY found out that I wanted to apply for NJ she was like 'oh yah you should have applied'. And THEN she asked me to send in the form.
THE TESTIMONIAL DEADLINE IS ALREADY OVER, HELLO?
On the brighter side of things, I have been so worried over art grades that I dreamt last night that I went back to school on Friday and I saw Clara adding some finishing touches on this beautiful beyond beautiful sculpture thing. And I was like, no way ours would have become fixed up like that. And Clara said Mr Ong thought our sculpture was so pathetic he dumped it and made a new one for us.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Funny Japanese Inventions
"Side Mouth Toner"
Do the sides of you mouth jiggle when you talk? If so, the Side Mouth Toner will help you get rid of the fat in no time flat. Just place the tongs on the corners of you mouth, and begin to open and close them for a few minutes, you should feel the burn right away. In a few weeks, your jowls will begin to look unjiggly.
"Cheek Toner"
If your cheeks are fatter than Rosie O'Donnell back when she was famous, you might want to get the Cheek Toner. The contraption works by rolling the end-rollers on your cheeks as you smile, this helps tone and shape your saggy cheeks. And when your finished, you can grab the steaks off your grill.
"Voice Trainer"
Bad singing can help you clear out a room in a matter of seconds. But with the Voice Trainer, you'll never sing off-key again. The mouthpiece allows you to attach a tuning fork at the very end of the tip. Once attached, begin to hum until the tuning fork rings in unison with your humming, which let's you know when your in key.
"Slim Mouthpiece"
The Slim Mouthpiece will finally do the job right if your're still having problems with the fat on the sides of your mouth. Place the device on the corners of your mouth and begin to repeat the 5 vowels until you feel the burn. The mouthpiece also contains a removable spring in which you can upgrade the resistance.
more here
CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS I LOVE CATS YOU LOVE CATS WE LOVE CATS EVERYONE LOVES CATS!!!
I'm sorry, kat, but that part in the argumentative essay was meant to be sarcastic because I had already written 5 paragraphs and I was really freaking tired anyway.
AND ART.
I just pray pray pray Clara will hand it up. So that at least I can pass art, while only handing up one out of three assignments. I never really was good in art anyway, I used to fail it all the time in primary school cos I never did anything. Just that they can't fail you in primary school because they are afraid of hurting your precious innocence and self-esteem so they give you a C. Which really is what I got anyway. Never mind I guess, thats crossing out a future career as an artist, cartoonist, graphic artist, designer, architect etc. next time. Worse come to worse, I can always teach violin. I'm qualified for that ok!
So anyway,I was thinking of getting my mum flowers for a mother's day cum birthday present. But the BSF ladies beat me to it.
And my mum is evil. She forced me to eat this macaroni thingy on the dining room table, and she said I had to either eat that or the flower petals. Then to prove her point, she ripped off a petal and dunked it into my soup.
NEVER GIVE HER FLOWERS. SHE PREFERS THE BALD STALKS.
!Thursday, May 04, 2006
50 times in 45 minutes. That's like 1.21 (yes I think I failed primary school math) times in one minute?
OOOOOH. ITSELFITSELFITSELFITSELF.
And anyway Liz got super hyped up about the some-time-today-its-going-to-be-1:23, 4-5-06 thing, and during history she was like "Oooh nat we will be witnessing a historical event in 18 minutes time! The first of its kind!"
And funny though we were talking about atomic bombs then. So I thought she had secret information that a bomb was going off in 18 minutes or something.
So anyway while Mrs Ng was blabbering about WW2 and social conditions in Singapore, we waited anxiously for the magical moment (eep so Disneyland).
And then...
After staring at Ahmahs watch, and willing hard, the time came.
1.23 p.m., 4 May 2006
1:2:3:4:5:6.
And then I swear I felt a nostalgic gush of wind. And Silence. Enlightenment.
And then we heard Mrs Ng droning on about the war in Germany, and about how would you feel if you were in Hitler's shoes, and Grace making a truly philosophical and wise statement just a few seconds before the stupid cheap gag thing made a loud squeal in her bag, and everybody laughed themselves crazy.
And just like that, the historical event was over.
Oh well. All good things never last. And all bad things don't last forever.
Then I remembered that there was probably another timing like that at 1:23 a.m., just that we had been too stupid to realised that and made such a big deal out of the p.m. one.
edit
this is my motivation for 2.4 next year.
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50 times in 45 minutes. That's like 1.21 (yes I think I failed primary school math) times in one minute?
OOOOOH. ITSELFITSELFITSELFITSELF.
And anyway Liz got super hyped up about the some-time-today-its-going-to-be-1:23, 4-5-06 thing, and during history she was like "Oooh nat we will be witnessing a historical event in 18 minutes time! The first of its kind!"
And funny though we were talking about atomic bombs then. So I thought she had secret information that a bomb was going off in 18 minutes or something.
So anyway while Mrs Ng was blabbering about WW2 and social conditions in Singapore, we waited anxiously for the magical moment (eep so Disneyland).
And then...
After staring at Ahmahs watch, and willing hard, the time came.
1.23 p.m., 4 May 2006
1:2:3:4:5:6.
And then I swear I felt a nostalgic gush of wind. And Silence. Enlightenment.
And then we heard Mrs Ng droning on about the war in Germany, and about how would you feel if you were in Hitler's shoes, and Grace making a truly philosophical and wise statement just a few seconds before the stupid cheap gag thing made a loud squeal in her bag, and everybody laughed themselves crazy.
And just like that, the historical event was over.
Oh well. All good things never last. And all bad things don't last forever.
Then I remembered that there was probably another timing like that at 1:23 a.m., just that we had been too stupid to realised that and made such a big deal out of the p.m. one.
edit
this is my motivation for 2.4 next year.
!Wednesday, May 03, 2006
So we polled, and you (all 44% of you) said Teddy was weird and bore a eerie resemblance to Nat.
Still trying to figure out the resemblance?
LOOK NO FURTHER.
Uh huh uh huh.
But anyway, Teddy has discovered his media-shyness and has decided to quit the life of showbiz and won't be seen for a very long time. He will keep wishing until Mediacorp calls with a one-year contract.
Today we had physics.
Mr Lim:
"BLAH BLAH BLAH... and in the show 'Hostel" itself, it is about a group itself of very rich people itself who pay money itself just to kill people with torture itself. And then one guy was screaming when he heard the sound of the chainsaw itself, and then they told him he could go. And when he stood up itself, he just fell over itself. His legs, itself had been sawed off itself."
Me and tam mei (waving piece of paper madly):
"Mr Lim! You said 'itself' 90 times during this period!"
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So we polled, and you (all 44% of you) said Teddy was weird and bore a eerie resemblance to Nat.
Still trying to figure out the resemblance?
LOOK NO FURTHER.
Uh huh uh huh.
But anyway, Teddy has discovered his media-shyness and has decided to quit the life of showbiz and won't be seen for a very long time. He will keep wishing until Mediacorp calls with a one-year contract.
Today we had physics.
Mr Lim:
"BLAH BLAH BLAH... and in the show 'Hostel" itself, it is about a group itself of very rich people itself who pay money itself just to kill people with torture itself. And then one guy was screaming when he heard the sound of the chainsaw itself, and then they told him he could go. And when he stood up itself, he just fell over itself. His legs, itself had been sawed off itself."
Me and tam mei (waving piece of paper madly):
"Mr Lim! You said 'itself' 90 times during this period!"
!Tuesday, May 02, 2006
MEET TEDDY.
TEDDY SHALL BRING YOU ON A TOUR OF MY HOUSE.
Teddy says too much computer radiation is bad for the eyes. Teddy can feel the burns already.
Teddy in Legoland, only the real Japan one brought closer to home in my brother's room.
Spot teddy.
Teddy wants out. He knows what it feels like to be a mannequin in a display case.
Teddy interviews Grandfather Time, gets unforseen answers.
Teddy sails on land.
Teddy finds heaven and St. Gabriel on top of the dining room lamp.
Teddy mordernises with DIY cyrogenics in the freezer. Farmland hash browns rock too.
Teddy meets Mr Turtle from Bintan on the coffee table.
Teddy sits on the dehumidifier and gets poked by a weird lighting structure. Natalie reconsiders her mother's electic lighting design taste.
Teddy and sunflower clock.
Teddy sunbathes on the day bed, with a not-so-excellent view of the swimming pool.
Teddy is the most photogenic stuffed animal I have, so shut up if you think he's ugly. He can hear you from here.
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MEET TEDDY.
TEDDY SHALL BRING YOU ON A TOUR OF MY HOUSE.
Teddy says too much computer radiation is bad for the eyes. Teddy can feel the burns already.
Teddy in Legoland, only the real Japan one brought closer to home in my brother's room.
Spot teddy.
Teddy wants out. He knows what it feels like to be a mannequin in a display case.
Teddy interviews Grandfather Time, gets unforseen answers.
Teddy sails on land.
Teddy finds heaven and St. Gabriel on top of the dining room lamp.
Teddy mordernises with DIY cyrogenics in the freezer. Farmland hash browns rock too.
Teddy meets Mr Turtle from Bintan on the coffee table.
Teddy sits on the dehumidifier and gets poked by a weird lighting structure. Natalie reconsiders her mother's electic lighting design taste.
Teddy and sunflower clock.
Teddy sunbathes on the day bed, with a not-so-excellent view of the swimming pool.
Teddy is the most photogenic stuffed animal I have, so shut up if you think he's ugly. He can hear you from here.
ITS OVER.
Oh well. Not like I will memorise the chemical properties of magnesium oxide or the difference between zinc nitrate and aluminium nitrate to save my life anyway.
And throughout the whole bio paper I kept on looking at jong's kitchen clock, and I got so freaking scared because I thought it was TIME UP and then Miss Tan announced we had 15 mins more, and jong....
wound her kitchen clock back 15 minutes.
-.-
I swear I will get a proper mechanical watch before I sit for end of years. And never to trust kitchen clocks again.
But anyway, Nat is feeling super happy today! She has just made one scoop of horlicks ice cream and one scoop of apple pie ice cream a smaller, soluble, and diffusible substance that has been absorbed up her bloodstream!
AND LIZ BOUGHT A BIGBIG TUB OF HORLICKS ICE CREAM.
I
WANT.
(but not in that flavour though, horlicks leaves a bitter taste in your mouth. Apple pie rocks harder)
And today's a very deja vu day, because I saw THREE total strangers that I was sure I saw before, at restaurants or malls or stuff.
I HAVE A WEIRD MEMORY.
And sze says she doesn't feel as es-es-estatic as she thought she would have felt after the exams. Actually yeah me too. We still have school tomorrow, and I imagined that after all the emotional trauma (screaming, hair-tearing and all) they put us through during the exams, we would have gotten at least ONE DAY of holiday. But no, school's as usual tomorrow with Semester 2 subjects.